December 2008
12 posts
“We made these players [Ezequiel Lavezzi, Marek Hamsik, Walter Gargano and...”
– Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis
“This dry air is curing me like a black forest ham.”
– J. Peterman
“The world will look up and shout ‘Save us!’ and I’ll whisper...”
– Rorschach, Watchmen
One horny animal
The Narwhal – The Unicorn of the sea.
Okay, I’m not going to beat around the bush here. Narwhals are fooking class. ‘The unicorns of the sea’ they call them. Now don’t get me wrong unicorns are gay, fucking My Little Pony bullshit but something about the title ‘Unicorn of the Sea’ just makes the Narwhal seem magical… but not in a gay way (unlike a certain horny horse)
If the above comic is...
Urban Dictionary, you funny bastard you!
Facebook stalking isnt as easy as bebo stalking but it still provided me with this little gem. Urban Dictionary. Why is the internet so good to me?
4. Crack Whore a) Any man, woman, or spiritual entity who will do, and give, anything and everything they have for crack. Whore: YO man you gots any crack? Dude: fo sho but you gon’ hafta start suckin bitch! Whore: oh hell yeah i gotsta get me...